The Vent / Send in your Tech jokes!

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: a Georgia, a Georgia Tech grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!" Seeing this, the Georgia Tech grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Yellow Jackets!" and pushed the Bulldogs fan off the side of the mountain.

Score: 26

What do tech students use for Birth Control? Their personalities.

Score: 7

With the advent of artificial grass, where do the Tech Coeds now graze?

Score: -5

How do you tell a Tech student from a UGA type?The Tech Type can add; the one from UGA can read. They probably both were AP in HS and took remedials their 1st years.

Score: -22