The Vent / Braves

Frenchy can wear a clown suit for all I care if it would make him work the count.

Score: 83

Dear Braves, You must score more than 1 run to win a game most of the time

Score: 78

After watching the Braves batters over the weekend I bet Smoltz wishes he HAD pitched against them now.

Score: 60

Garret Anderson must have knees that are worse than Bobby's the way he covers that 10 square feet of turf out there in left.

Score: 53

How soon will Omar be back?

Score: 53

Can we deport Escobar's attitude back to Cuba?

Score: 50

The Mets "TEAM" just got swept, bud.

Score: 34

Francoeur should take his lucky drawers, hang them at the end of his bat, wave them and surrender.

Score: 34

It's either sweep Philly or pack it in for the Braves.

Score: 27

It's become painfully obvious that this team will not play for Cox.

Score: 23

Are there any "stimulus" BATS for the Braves?

Score: 23

Yeah - Turkey Underwear! Why didn't we think of that before?

Score: 19

From watching them run the bases, I see Yunel and Frenchy have gotten used to Atlanta traffic

Score: 19

Maybe the Braves could get special dispensation to use tennis racquets instead of bats until they actually score more than 3 runs in one game.

Score: 12

Turkey underwear helps win games? What's next, Voodoo dolls?

Score: -12