The Vent / Sports

Bobby Petrino is not a Razorback, he's just a PIG!

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I tip my ball cap to one of the all-time greatest. Thank you Bobby

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When it comes to babbling too much, Libya has Moammar Gadhafi and Tennessee has Lane Kiffin.

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When my teenage daughter -- a marginal baseball follower at best -- heard the news reporter say that Bobby Cox would be retiring, she said, 'Oh no, who will yell at the umpires?"

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The women in tennis only play best of three while the men have to play best of five, yet the women want equal pay?

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My brother-in-law tells me they "love Lane Kiffin in Tennessee." I am not too sure that says much for the fine folks of Tennessee!

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Kiffin ain't Spurrier until he wins a national title.

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Baseball players seem to be such babies lately. Man up, get out there and play the game.

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ESPN and the shoe companies own college football. They tell them what to do and when to do it. Next thing they will do is tell colleges who they will schedule during the regular season.

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Running backs THESE DAYS running directly to where the opposition is? Yeah, tell that to Earl Campbell and Jim Brown.

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Braves, if you hadn't lost 5 of 6 to the Padres & Reds, I wouldn't be ignoring you right now.

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I like to hear my announcers like I watch the baseball game -- drunk and happy.

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Anyone know what the score would be if you forfeited a game? -- Sincerely, Lane Kiffin

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Kovalchuk actually hopes to sign here? ...I must be dreaming.

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Harry Caray was Mel Allen compared to Chip Caray.

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Hey Garrett Anderson, stop stepping in the bucket. Step into the pitch. You'll make better contact. That's what my dad told me.

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I'm no NASCAR fan, but is Tony Stewart doing bad financially? He's doing so many commercials but they're not very good.

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I see where Herschel Walker has assumed a new personality, Joe Louis.

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Quitting the Falcons was the best career move Petrino ever made.

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I told you people in Detroit that you would be sorry you drafted Stafford.

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