The Vent / Unvent

If I had a 12-year-old car, I would think I had a new one. Mine is 23-years-old, runs like a dream has 250k and I paid it off 22 1/2 years ago when I paid off my mortgage. Life is good.

Score: 89

Time is fleeting - Last week I was 19 but my drivers license says I'm 64. What happened?

Score: 85

I live in a 45-year-old home, drive a 13-year-old Buick, married to a 69-year-old beautiful lady for 51 years and still combing a head full of 73-year-old hair. Ain't numbers fun?

Score: 84

I have the best neighbors ever! I never see them, they are quiet except when their lawn people come, but I know they're there.

Score: 52

Happiness is a big hug from your grandson.

Score: 50

I am getting Spring Fever. I'm tired of all this cold. I want to sit out in the warm sun.

Score: 50

The best fried chicken is at Publix. It is much better than mine, and I don't have to clean up the messy stove.

Score: 37

Just about a year ago I got rid of all televisions in my home. I haven't looked back and I'm much happier.

Score: 15

I've already started my seeds using Trudi Davidoff's "winter sowing" method. Google it for details. No indoor lights, no gnats, it's great!

Score: 13

I got "Bingo" on the diagonal of my lotto ticket! How much do I win?

Score: 6