The Vent / Unvent

So, who said that cell phones don't cause brain damage? All you have to do is look around you....it's true.

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It feels good to be able to mention God, and not be reprimanded for it.

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The really handsome date wasn't as much into you as he was his phone--but that was his loss. Good riddance.

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When Honey Boo Boo and J-wow are two of the top three on a search engine, you know the world will be ending soon.

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I've seen too many dinner dates that were ruined by one person waiting for the other to get off the phone. It's so sad.

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1,155 days of working on the road comes to an end Monday. Good things come to those who wait and wait and wait and.......

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It's most noble to love a pet for so long knowing all the time that you'll have to make a decision to give them up before your ready. Your heart breaks but you'll do it all over again for the joy they bring.

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My puppies found out last night what a possum will do and it scared them to death. Poor little puppies came running into the house like the devil was after them.

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If the vent guy is really a computer, his server is down, his mainframe is crashing, his hard drive is sensing immenent failure, something!

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For $700 a USED CAR is possible. And you can RIDE in that.

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Happiness is my mother's hot apple crisp with ice cream. If I could have that every day I would be so happy.

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Your $500 win on the radio to pay your property taxes, just makes it so clear, that "when God closes a door, he opens a window".

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I'll take the $700-you can have the Jack Russell. LOL!

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Please pray for me, my heart is lost, I need help because I am tired of hurting. It's been 4 years since my divorce but it feels like yesterday everyday.

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I know! Refined sugar is the biggest addiction, but I just love cookies! Sugary, not substitute sugar. I'm hooked and getting fatter.

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"Even the kids had seconds" on pancakes? Wow, times have changed. For several generations, every time we had pancakes on the table they just kept a-coming until everyone had had 10 or 12, even the kids in booster seats. My teenage son will eat about 18 pancakes if they don't run out. I always make a quadruple batch.

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That would make me feel better if that was the way the vents were picked, but there is overwhelming evidence that that is truly not the case.

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You have to ask yourself could the vent guy be sick or maybe be on vacation ? Sometimes people are allowed off days just sayin..

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No dog is worth $700.

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So, the Lord fixed it so you'd win $500 on a radio show? Did the Lord reject the others who didn't win?

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What's all the fuss about the Vent being "late"? It isn't just for you, dear. Try reading the front page also--and maybe the PolitiFacts.

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The Lord IS Allah, so don't put down those who say Allah is Great! You are putting down the Lord.

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