The Vent / Unvent

It's important to be on time, every time, because it shows respect to the person who's waiting for you. If you can't be on time, just be courteous and call.

Score: 95

Can someone please explain to this tech-savvy grandfather why a primary school has an Ipod on their required supplies list? A flash drive I understand, but an Ipod?

Score: 66

Cell phones have destroyed all social graces. If I meet another in a public place and their cell rings and I'm put on hold, I walk off, giving no explaination.

Score: 58

I know two women who are battling cancer and they have the most upbeat, grateful, appreciative attitudes about every day, even the tough ones. They also both have a very strong faith in God. I think there's a connection. Bless you, Joyce and Cindy.

Score: 58

The best vitamin for making friends is B1.

Score: 56

After 78 years of southern living I have determined that all it takes for a complete happy life is humming birds, basset hounds, and grits.

Score: 47

Bad habits that affect others are a sign of disrespect. Respect yourself first and the bad habits will disappear.

Score: 43

I think God must really love us to give us such beautiful weather.

Score: 42

Every time I see Aimee Copeland on TV, I cry; not for her, but for myself. I could NEVER have dealt with the things that she has, and come out still whole and functioning.

Score: 38

Concerning Aimee Copeland. I know it is amazing how this young women, every time you see her,is smiling.

Score: 38

Thank you Jesus for the Blessings already on their way!

Score: 38

Okay people time to cut back on the calories. We are going to need the room for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Score: 37

The Vent person dances to the beat of his own drum. I think he mixes up the vents with the unvents, just because he can.

Score: 34

My sister, who is 60, told us recently that she is working on being prompt. There's always hope.

Score: 32

Whenever I said "Dinner's ready," my husband thought, "Hmm, time for me to go to the bathroom." So I just started eating without him. Boy does he scoot to the table fast now!

Score: 28

Sometimes I submit a vent and it doesn't get vented. Then someone else will get printed saying virtually the same thing - and that's okay. I just want to be sure the thought gets across.

Score: 26

The idea of saying the alphabet through clenched teeth is the same as counting to 10 to keep from exploding.

Score: 16

I would love one of those Jack Russell puppies. Is it possible?

Score: 9

Just once, I would like to hear on the news that nothing happened, the weather will be the same tomorrow as it was today, and then cut to 45 minutes of sports.

Score: -13

No matter what Chipper does this season he CANNOT fall below 300. If you're not a baseball "Braves" fan shut up.

Score: -33