The Vent / Unvent

Chronic tardiness is a sign of disrespect for the person who is kept waiting.

Score: 103

I just want everyone to know that I am a modern man that reads the Unvent daily,cooks,helps clean the house.keeps thekids,has a garden and loves my family. I work 40 hours a week 50 weeks a year.Plus I LOVE America and pray for her daily.

Score: 97

When I tell people I "married well," they assume I mean I married a man with money. No, I married a man who cooks!

Score: 70

Traveling in the Great Pacific Northwest... Friend recommended a particular "BBQ Hot Spot" First time I've found deep-fried dill-pickles outside of the South ! They were very good... Then I found out the Owner was from Georgia...

Score: 54

My paper person did it again...double-bagged my AJC and tossed it to the highest spot in my soggy driveway! Please thank him/her for me.

Score: 54

I streamlined my own mortgage 9 years ago at 3.75. It is paid off next year. You could always do this.

Score: 38

I want to donate my hair to Locks of Love. Any salons specialize in this?

Score: 35

Happiness is finding out about a lot of great recipes for the slow cooker that are really good.Now there is so much less stress coming home from work to a hungry family.

Score: 34

I too benefited from the FHA streamline program. It's fantastic! I will be saving $300.00. God is good!!

Score: 33

Nothing like the smell of fresh baked cookies on a rainy day like today. They were just great for breakfast Mary.Thank you.

Score: 28

Libraries ROCK and our librarian is a BRICK house!

Score: 24

It just does not seem possible that the summer is just about over.My garden has been changed over to my greens, turnip and carrot garden.I miss having my cucumbers growing.I'll have to plant a third planting of them next year.Thank goodness I still have lots of tomatoes since I did a second planting of them.

Score: 23

Stop complaining about being upside down, or under water, and learn to buy only what you can afford at your present income level.

Score: 17

Did you know that you can say the entire alphabet through clenched teeth?

Score: 13