The Vent / Unvent

Libraries rock!!! Support your local library!

Score: 72

The first year newlyweds live off love, after that, one of them has to learn to cook.

Score: 61

Thank goodness for the FHA Streamline program! I'm upside down on my mortgage, but haven't missed a payment in 8 years. I'm closing a refinance today that will cut my interest rate in half and lower my monthly payments by $300!

Score: 59

Happiness (with a generous helping of hilarity) is a game of UNO with our 7 year old grandson and his parents!

Score: 43

Congrats Librarian! I'm glad there was someone supporting you to let you know you can do anything you set your mind to do!

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The 7UP uncola ad guy was actor, director, choreographer, artist Geoffrey Holder. I LOVED those commercials!!!! Just checked one out on YouTube.

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To the unventer who wants his/her love to be on time: try leaving them behind a few times and they will get the message. It is very rude and makes that person look really thoughtless. Don't give in to this person. You could teach them a lot.

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Dear Professional Librarian, God does not make losers! I am proud of your efforts.

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Ah - now it's time to teach the twins to play chess. Then we will see whether they win every game. And if they do, then you have a couple of brains on your hands, and they will become successful adults!

Score: 22

First your twins beat you at checkers, then they teach you to put spaces after your periods.

Score: -32