The Vent / Unvent

Whether friend or foe, never, ever take anyone for granted!

Score: 77

Well, my mother thought I was a loser and she never hesitated to let me know that she had no confidence in me. My dad however had confidence in me and supported me in my efforts to become a professional librarian. I made it and then she said she couldn't believe I had succeeded. Don't want to be the loser she expected.

Score: 74

I stopped being so full of myself when my 10 year old grandson showed me how to set up my computer.

Score: 57

Just taught my twins to play checkers.After 10 games they were beating the socks off me and laughing like crazy.Who said you had to spend money to have fun with your kids?

Score: 49

Dear love of my life, heart of my heart, please, please, when you say you'll be ready in 30 min., don't make it 60! luv ya!

Score: 45

My sister is learning how to cook.We are praying that her cooking either improves or her husband loves her a whole,whole lot.Bless him.

Score: 43

Oh young lady, you have much to learn.

Score: 32

Oh happy day! Oh happy da-ay! I am on top of the world and thankful for all things.

Score: 24

Apparently some unventers don't remember the old "un-cola" ads. According to I think James Earl Jones, the soda didn't contain any of the bad stuff, like caffeine and colorings and preservatives. Kind of the way our Unvent doesn't contain any unhealthy sentiments!

Score: 22

Try to tell me I'm not gorgeous. You might be right, but I don't think so.

Score: -15