The Vent / Metro

I'm sick of hearing about the "rich Republicans". I'm a Republican, and I make $10 per hour.

Score: 695

When a politician says, "We need to cut spending", what it really means is that he or she is all for cutting spending as long as it's in someone else's district. THIS is why you politicians are so despised.

Score: 600

Regional dialects are interesting. Misuse of grammar and poor syntax are not.

Score: 437

Thinking like a victim makes you a victim of your own self-pity.

Score: 435

Why waste time watching a basketball game? Tune into the last five minutes and you'll see all you need to see.

Score: 327

Why in the world would anyone want to record four television programs at once?

Score: 284

It seems to be extremely difficult for those who believe we should all think alike to live respectfully in a world of so many people with so many different opinions.

Score: 265

Women don't lie about their age. We just stop keeping track after a certain point.

Score: 182

Pithy Vent, where art thou?

Score: 100

If you're not ahead of the curve, you're behind it.

Score: 67

I'm so far behind that I'm almost caught up.

Score: 40

Can't Sarah Palin just go away?

Score: -71

Whatever you want to call it, we had better have a plan for our changing climate and the real possibility of severe drought.

Score: -203

You are not a parasite just because you receive support from the government. Chances are, you earned it.

Score: -539