The Vent / Metro

Parents, do your job. Discipline your children.

Score: 727

Nothing the Kardashians do is newsworthy. Make them go away.

Score: 643

The government is not your parent! You are not entitled to food, housing, health care, etc. Stop being a victim.

Score: 561

I don't know what country you're living in, but the recession is not over here in the U.S.!

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"Bless his heart' can be sincere concern, or a backhanded insult - it depends on the situation. Only Southerners know the difference.

Score: 359

It's not just southerners. Americans in general do not speak English well. There is not enough emphasis placed on it in the national educational system.

Score: 296

I decided it was a great spring day, and threw open the windows. Then my neighbor decided it was a great time to burn leaves. I changed my mind about it being a great day.

Score: 287

I tried that 72-hour sexy beard style. It's not good for an old guy - I just looked like a street bum.

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I miss the witty Vents.

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My new favorite bumper sticker: "Sequester Obama".

Score: 241

I have neighbors from "up Nawth" who "paak the caah" on the street, and think the country 90 miles south of Florida is "Cuber". Bless their pea-pickin' hearts!

Score: 231

There are more different regional accents and dialects in England than there are in the U.S.There is no such thing as "correct" pronunciation; one accent is as valid as another.

Score: 188

I drive through two school zones every afternoon going to work and am extremely surprised when I see someone else slow down for the flashing light. The majority not only don't slow to 25; they speed past the regular limit. I've even seen cops ignoring the speeders.

Score: 181

I am amazed at how many issues Venters can find that separate people.

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