The Vent / Metro

Need to get in my lane? No problem. I'll happily let you in front of me, as long as you have your turn signal on. See how easy that was?

Score: 691

Your company can't afford to have a Christmas party this year because you and your employees are helping to pay for Congress' Christmas party.

Score: 551

Dear boss, Every project cannot have the highest priority! Thank you.

Score: 493

Sadly, I think we need to go off the cliff to save us from ourselves.

Score: 424

I have tacky Christmas decorations outside because I chose a career field where I would be needed for decades, planned a retirement, never got a bailout, never filed bankruptcy, and NO, I will NOT pay your electric bill or buy you food or buy your kids christmas presents because YOU failed to do so!

Score: 325

How is raising taxes going to get us out of debt when almost 10% don't pay them because they don't have jobs.

Score: 186

I've never seen a Christmas tree wearing flip-flops, shorts, and a t-shirt. I bet it looked pretty silly.

Score: 163

I'm the owner of a store. I say "Happy Holiday" to strangers because I'm not psychic. I don't know whether they're Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, or whatever. After all, there is more than one "holiday" in December, you know!

Score: 158

It's official. NASA says the world will not end in 2012. I can finally rest.

Score: 140

So, did you find your Christmas tree wearing flip-flops, shorts and a T-shirt? Where do they sell such trees?

Score: 92

Welcome to the State of Georgia where you can drive any way you please including at any speed you please without fear of being issued a ticket unless you are involved in an accident that you caused.

Score: -85

If everybody in the Colorado theater had a gun, many more people than the shooter would have been killed or injured.

Score: -427