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Need to get in my lane? No problem. I'll happily let you in front of me, as long as you have your turn signal on. See how easy that was?

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Your company can't afford to have a Christmas party this year because you and your employees are helping to pay for Congress' Christmas party.

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Dear boss, Every project cannot have the highest priority! Thank you.

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Sadly, I think we need to go off the cliff to save us from ourselves.

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I have tacky Christmas decorations outside because I chose a career field where I would be needed for decades, planned a retirement, never got a bailout, never filed bankruptcy, and NO, I will NOT pay your electric bill or buy you food or buy your kids christmas presents because YOU failed to do so!

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How is raising taxes going to get us out of debt when almost 10% don't pay them because they don't have jobs.

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I've never seen a Christmas tree wearing flip-flops, shorts, and a t-shirt. I bet it looked pretty silly.

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I'm the owner of a store. I say "Happy Holiday" to strangers because I'm not psychic. I don't know whether they're Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, or whatever. After all, there is more than one "holiday" in December, you know!

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It's official. NASA says the world will not end in 2012. I can finally rest.

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So, did you find your Christmas tree wearing flip-flops, shorts and a T-shirt? Where do they sell such trees?

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Welcome to the State of Georgia where you can drive any way you please including at any speed you please without fear of being issued a ticket unless you are involved in an accident that you caused.

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If everybody in the Colorado theater had a gun, many more people than the shooter would have been killed or injured.

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