The Vent / Metro

If you want to become rich, either work hard, or be elected to Congress more than once.

Score: 467

To witness the epitome of our social decline, visit your local library. Anybody else remember a quiet, orderly place of learning and exploration?

Score: 346

Why all the press about Lindsey Lohan-it ain't like she is an "A" list actress.

Score: 326

The same group that fights for the unwed mother to have that child, goes ballistic when she asks for their tax assistance to raise it.

Score: 254

This country is going to hell in a hand basket. Would someone send me the hand basket catalog, I want to pick mine out!

Score: 156

When I hear someone refer to "the holidays" I always want to say, "do they have names?"

Score: 109

Invite, as a noun, dates back at least to the 1650's.

Score: 71

Invite is a noun in Britain.

Score: 57

Why do you insist on saying that I " hate the rich" when all I want is for millionaires and billionaires to pay the same percent in taxes that the rest of us pay?

Score: -40

Applause is just high fiving yourself for something someone else did.

Score: -186