The Vent / Metro

Ok, we tried it being tough and we tried it being nice and the Middle East still hates us. I say stop funding them and get us out of there.

Score: 824

Notice how manufacturers keep reducing the size or quantity of a product, but still charge the same amount? Pretty soon a new soap bar will be the size of a matchbox.

Score: 459

It is physically impossible to issue enough regulations for some people in our government. ENOUGH ALREADY!

Score: 276

I slowed at a schoolzone.The car behind me crossed double lines to pass me.

Score: 244

The argument against the healthcare mandate was that if legal, then the government could make us buy broccoli. Well, we taxpayers are now buying Chevy Volts for the Army to reinforce the GM bailout.

Score: 230

I saw something very unusual the other day. In fact, I haven't seen it in quite some time. What was it, you ask? A modest athlete, full of humility!

Score: 221

My Dad still gets mail from the national Democratic party looking for his vote. Problem is he died in 2002. I still can't figure out how he voted Democrat in 2004 and 2008.

Score: 209

Better yet, don't hang up on a customer service rep. Get their name and report them.

Score: 160

I don't like intervention in other countries either. But, sometimes it becomes necessary for our own safety and protection.

Score: 155

Don't try to make French Toast with English Muffins. Unless your disposal needs a workout.

Score: 50

The problem with the economy is too many people won't find jobs and not enough want to find work.

Score: -10