The Vent / Metro

The Post Office is in the red. Medicare and Social Security are unfunded about 25 trillion. Do we need another government program?

Score: 630

Senator Mary Landrieu said she favors a debate but is not sure she will vote for the health care bill. Could she be holding out until the offer goes to $150 million?

Score: 341

I saw a bumper sticker today that said "Is it 2012 yet?" I know the feeling.

Score: 296

The decade is almost over, and we still don't know what to call it.

Score: 146

If pedophiles can take communion, why not Kennedy?

Score: 92

"Raid bars, detain patrons on trumpted up charges"? Sounds like someone got a DUI after leaving the bar.

Score: 78

Physicans obviously have much knowledge about health and medicine, but that doesn't mean they know anything about health insurance.

Score: 32

Imagine if California got back a full dollar for every dollar in taxes they paid (CA gets back 78 cents)! They wouldn't be broke then would they?

Score: -16

The governor of California for the last 6 years has been a Republican. But keep thinking it's all the Democrats' fault.

Score: -123

So you wouldn't sell out for $100 million???

Score: -146

I heard Mrs. Norwood on the debate. She'll be very busy as mayor. Every answer was I, I, I. Where's the team or administration.

Score: -309