The Vent / Metro

I don't understand how the Georgia Lottery rips anyone off. You know up front what the chances of winning are and no one makes you buy a ticket. Seems to me the buyer is ripping off himself and his family.

Score: 689

To the person with the CRZYGRL vanity plate: Congrats on selecting an appropriate moniker as I am assuming it refers to your driving. I guess DANGRUS, BADDRVR and CUTUOFF were taken. Too bad I could not see it until you darted in front of me so close, otherwise I would have given you a wide berth.

Score: 492

"Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence" - "alcohol may have played a factor in this" - ya think?

Score: 345

Remember: dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Score: 330

Flying would be so much easier on everybody if you had to pass a simple IQ test before boarding.

Score: 306

Interesting how my internet speed went down about the same time I started receiving ads from AT&T about faster DSL for higher cost

Score: 293

Someone explain for me again why it's OK for AirTran to provide Wi-Fi on its flights, but you can't use a cell phone that works in the same frequency range? Could it be because they can't up-charge you for the cell phone use?

Score: 219

It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall

Score: 216

The COSTCO venter must be a yankee transplant. Pepsi products are of the devil. Coke brand products are for southerners.

Score: 160

I can handle just about anything in our economy except an EGGO Waffle shotage. Is there no justice?

Score: 139

Why is it that when states need money and wants to consider gambling they always start with horses? Why not let us bet on something people might actually be interested in, like football?

Score: 119

At the end of this day I'll be soooo tired of hearing the phrase"at the end of the day"

Score: 98

Hey Burt Show: I'll stop saying HotLanta when you stop saying ITP, OTP...deal?

Score: 81

I think it's time for some practical jokes. How about some slow drying glue on people's cell phones for a start?

Score: 57

Psst. Hey buddy! Got some black marked Eggos here. Give you a good price.

Score: 13

The sticker on Sarah Palin's book said, "40% Off." Was that a price discount or an editoral comment? Or both?

Score: -154

Sarah Palin is 'Going Rogue'. I just wish she would GO AWAY.

Score: -193