The Vent / Metro

I avoid doing business with any company whose ad pops up at the beginning of a story I'm trying to read.

Score: 708

NASA shouldn't have reported that water is on the Moon. Alabama and Flordia will sue them for it.

Score: 620

Parents please stop looking at your teenage boy's sagging pants and not saying anything. Preferrably "pull your pants up!"

Score: 566

Bonuses for Georgia lottery employees are an insult to all teachers, firemen, policemen and many other public servants who have gotten furlough days and never get bonuses.

Score: 563

To steal a wheelchair... how LOW

Score: 529

Don't you hate when the media describes something as a "senseless" crime? Is there such a thing as a "sensible" crime?

Score: 454

Emergency rooms should operate on the same system as 911. If it is not an emergency you must find another source for help.

Score: 434

After reading about the big bonuses the lottery executives were given, it's evident they are the biggest lottery winners in the state.

Score: 425

Atlanta's "vampires" seek tolerance? What they should be seeking is mental health counseling.

Score: 423

I don't want to win the lottery. I just want to work there!

Score: 408

Obama, quit bowing to everyone else in the world! If you are that ashamed of the US, resign.

Score: 404

'Twas the night before the Holiday and all thru the house...' It just doesn't sound right.

Score: 403

Why is the lottery commission stuck on believing their valued staff would leave if they did not receive raises and excessive bonuses? Normal businesses deal with that issue everyday and they are not involved with public funds.

Score: 394

Healthcare reform. The devil is in the details. Educate yourself before it is too late.

Score: 377

Note to the Administration: "It could be worse" is not a very convincing claim of success.

Score: 353

Fast food stores should be required to deliver food that at least resembles what they advertise.

Score: 339

Thank you President Obama for the $250 you gave me earlier this year. You didn't tell me I am going to have to pay it back to the IRS, with interest and penalties.

Score: 308

These "vampire" people say they are different. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!

Score: 306

Obama bowing to the Emperor? Sure hope he asked him for a job while he was there--he is going to need one soon.

Score: 299

You might not remember the gas crunch of the 70's, but even then people refused to use mass transit.

Score: 233

Can we get Germany to permanently detain Dennis Rodman?

Score: 233

So now we're being asked to be "tolerant" of self-proclaimed vampires. In this day and age of political correctness, they'll probably get it.

Score: 215

Why do grocery stores sell the canvas bags when all the baggers do is put items in plastic and then put the plastic in the canvas?

Score: 195

A two-minute burp! Not only a new record, but a hint that humor may be returning to the vent.

Score: 151

Comparing Sarah Palin to Ronald Reagan is a little like comparing Maddona to Eleanore Roosevelt.

Score: 80

Atlanta's government, entire state of Georgia, for that matter, is dedicated to the welfare of the "Good 'ole Boy Society". and will never, ever change.

Score: 62

It's time to cancel the rest of the football season and let the Colts and the Saints play in the Super Bowl

Score: 3

ATTENTION MERCHANTS: If I walk in your store and see Christmas stuff before Thanksgiving, you just lost a customer.

Score: -35

Headline: "Supreme Court won't Hear 'Redskins' Name Complaint." Of course, they're Redskins fans !

Score: -42

Who are the pathetic losers bashing Delta pilots? Do some some research and check out the training pilots have to constantly keep current with. And how's your simpleton day job going?

Score: -132