The Vent / Metro

Baloon Boy's father, Mr. Heene, deserves a 'reality show'. It could be called "Behind Bars".

Score: 544

I think we need nationwide legal reform. We should make Congress put a cap on lawyers and lawsuits. Oh wait, Congress is a buncha lawyers.

Score: 417

Senators Isakson and Chambliss both voted against the amendment that allowed rape charges to be filed against government contractors. Their conduct is inexcusable for elected officials.

Score: 393

I'm so old that I can remember a time when network sitcoms weren't just a string of verbal porno.

Score: 387

Kanye West's exorcism can't fix stupidity.

Score: 341

I can understand Alabama's claiming lake Lanier out of desperation but Florida.. no no , you guys should have been all over desalinization of ocean water years ago...

Score: 309

I was the victem of identity theft, but when the thief found out how bad my credit was, he gave it back to me.

Score: 278

Some of you people need to get off FaceBook. Your stupid is showing.

Score: 246

We can only revel in your vast grasp of current events.As far back as the olden days of the 80's the other side has inspected our missle sites,as we did theirs.That is how you assure the other side keeps their end of the treaty.

Score: 223

TSA, you gave me the OK to leave my bag with a TSA approved lock. I expected to have the same lock on my bag when I got to my destination. To the person who got my lock, the combination is 0-7-3.

Score: 196

We have treaties with Russia, we inspect them, they inspect us. They even have a treaty that we and them have the tails of the ballistic missile submarines sticking out of their berths.. so each can count 'em by satellite.

Score: 195

Everytime I get my Lipitor prescription filled I know we need healthcare reform --- and the drug company has had a monopoly on this drug since 1997.

Score: 151

Sorry Bible venter, King James is a version, not a translation.

Score: 150

Lanier is full- please write Al Gore to bring down the polar bears

Score: -6

Corn, schmorn. I heard someone say that there was no rain on the earth until Noah and the flood!

Score: -85