The Vent / Metro

The major problem in the metro Atlanta area seems to be that common sense is not as common as it used to be.

Score: 267

There are about 10 percent of the American population who would rather have a job before they have health care. If they had a job, they might HAVE health care

Score: 236

We're in Afghanistan so that your granddaughter won't have to wear a burka.

Score: 224

The cross-dressing student in Cobb County dressed a whole lot more modestly than some of the girls at his school.

Score: 182

Vietnam veterans were betrayed by the United States and we now have a new generation of Afghanistan veterans who feel the same way. Oh, perfidious nation.

Score: 178

You say "intellectual elite" like it's a bad thing.

Score: 104

Your kid was a mindless idiot incapable of rational discriminating thought way before Obama was elected. -Miss Crabapple

Score: 84

Living with Halderman, sleeping with Letterman- Stephanie must be into geezers

Score: 84

Katrina and Rita tore up hundred of miles of coastline and ran through 4 states. A flood in 12 counties in GA is no comparison!

Score: 61

It's funny that a gluttonous, millionaire radio talk show host says that journalism has failed.

Score: -35

I accidently hit what I thought was rewind on our CD player. It played my Dixie Chicks song backwards and it said "George Bush is our best President." Whodathunkit.

Score: -51

I hear the defunct Ritz Carlton Dining Room is going to get rid of all its fabulous wine by holding a liquid-ation sale.

Score: -54

My son doesn't want to ride his bike anymore because a classmate told him he could come down with the Schwinn flu.

Score: -77

You know you're back in the South when your neighbor asks to borrow a cup of Confederate sugar.

Score: -130

Disagreeing with the president: racist or unpatriotic? Discuss.

Score: -166