The Vent / Metro

As I'm forced to endure the most discusting, degenerate, profanity spewing, gangster rap blaring from your car while trying to pump gas. My rage turns to pity when I see the little children sitting in your back seat. Willingly exposing your kids to this immoral garbage is just plain child abuse.

Score: 1530

The killer of the 6 year old receives the death sentence. Move him to the express lane..

Score: 915

It's getting to the point where it might be cheaper to ship your bags UPS before your flight.

Score: 742

Best vent ever: "Stupid is perminant." You can't make this stuff up!

Score: 582

FEMA & Red Cross want the flood victims out by Friday, didn't New Orleans flood victims get 4 years?

Score: 463

To the venter who thinks the WNBA needs a PROSTRATE awareness month. You better "lie down" for this one, it is called a PROSTATE.

Score: 377

David Letterman is about as contrite as Gov. Sanford. They both belong in husband purgatory.

Score: 272

Pubic figures wear their infidelity on their sleeves as though it where a badge pleading for our respect.

Score: 269

Does anybody understand just what we are trying to accomplish in Afghanistan?

Score: 195

"No Soliciting" may not keep the Jehovah's Witnesses away, but try a sign like I have under my "No Soliciting" sign - "No Proselytizing."

Score: 161

The recent flooding reminds me that government is like insurance--you hate paying for it, but it's nice to have when you need it.

Score: 135

How sad! The new Jaguar looks like a Buick Lacrosse.

Score: 117

Hey Sonny, how's that "Go Fish" thing working out for you?

Score: 84

To the "conservatist": yes, you are challenged!

Score: -15

In the market this afternoon I checked the ingredients in Breyers French Vanilla ice cream and found only 6 natural inredients. I compared it with other brands and found they have numerous impressive artificial ingredients. Is Breyers trying to rip us off?

Score: -30

NOWADAYS in this great country there is no quality of men anymore and i feel sorry for the women who have to bare the burden of the family.

Score: -62

This middle of the road conservative drinks gin. Beer - yuck!

Score: -158

We've had two Presidents, One White, One Black and Osama hasn't been taken out yet. White and Black people ya'll been bamboolized together. How's that for Equality!!!!

Score: -221