The Vent / Metro

The decision to hold the 2016 Olympics in Rio probably saved the US taxpayers another huge stimulus package.

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Well, I guess we won't be reading any stories about Chicago politicians embezzling Olympic venue building funds.

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The unemployment rate jumped to 9.8%. That's change I can do without.

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David Letterman can relax. Adultery would only be held against him if he were a Republican.

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Due to a "flood" of donations, many charities are overwhelmed with calls and donations. If you cannot help, please don't complain about how long it takes to answer your call or unload your donation. All charities need volunteers, not critics.

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Someone asked why do smokers always hold their cigarettes out the car window. I told them it was because smokers know that second hand smoke will kill you.

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Maybe one of your "No Solicitors" signs should instead say "No Jehovah Witnesses". I'm thinking of getting one, and I am on the staff of a church.

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With all these girls leaving these baby,s in the hospital,s an leving them they should be required to be fixed so they cannot have any more,or go to jail for a long time.

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Hey Chicago, don't mean to be rude, but, Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey, Hey, Hey....

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How can the ACofE hold water at Allatoona to OVER full pool and NOT at LANIER to full pool? POLITICS???????

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YESSsssss!!! Those of us who believe ATL was a MAJOR embarassment to America when the Olympics "bombed" here (pardon the pun) know Cheekaahgo would have been even worse.

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Has Mitch McConnell ever been caught smiling in his entire life? Would we even recognize him if he did?

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Mission trips won't stay here. You know how dangerous it is in these urban areas? More dangerous than Iraq. Besides, its more fun to travel. right?

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I just received Johnny Isakson's weekly drivel to his constituents. Items 1-5 are about how the Democrats are messing up. Johnny, instead of using your time in office to find solutions, you're wasting it finding fault. For that, we've already got talk radio.

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I updated my Olympic chant-Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole.

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The Chicago Olympic A-team didn't pull it out. Should have brought Mr. T.

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I told you folks that Chris and Greg would not last 3 sets.

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I'll just bet there are a horde of anti-abortion wing-nuts lining-up to adopt those new-born babies recently discarded by their teenage mothers. NOT!! They really only love babies as long as they're in the womb.

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Maybe if Saturns were sold as the Opels that they are, people would buy them. Then, maybe not.

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