The Vent / Metro

Judge Woodson,the next time you feel a murder suspect should be granted bail,let them stay at your house if you feel they aren't a threat to anyone.

Score: 651

Dear Post Office, Keep the man helping the long line of weary customers. Fire the four behind him wandering around with coffee cups. Budget crisis solved.

Score: 641

No bond for a home invader who shot someone (without killing them), but two murderers are sent home on ankle monitors and both "escape" them. What's wrong with this picture?

Score: 560

After living three-fourths of a century,I really believe the biggest problem in this world is the irresponsible news media.

Score: 469

Boy - looks like that house arrest with an ankle monitor is REAL effective. What a joke.

Score: 433

And the First Lady was dressed exactly like the million other AMERICANS who have visited the Grand Canyon in AUGUST.It's sight seeing,not a fashion show.

Score: 367

What were the qualifications to be on Real Housewives - I know trashy was in there somewhere.

Score: 347

You are losing homes, jobs and you are complaining about the first lady wearing shorts.(shame)!

Score: 310

Come on people - Mrs. Obama was on vacation and it the outfit was presentable. It's not like she wore Daisy Dukes to a state dinner.

Score: 306

So what outfit would you prefer Michelle Obama wear in the middle of the day,in Arizona,in august,at the Grand Canyon,a cocktail dress and heels?

Score: 273

Seriously, why get upset at anything PETA says? Does ANYONE listen to their blathering?

Score: 269

Not an Obama fan at all, but Michelle's Canyon attire was far better than most of what I saw when I was there. Most women visiting looked like meth head Wal-Mart shoppers on a bad day.

Score: 254

Tired of "real housewives"? Well, there's a trick that works great. It's called a "remote control". It lets you pick between hundreds of other channels. Amazing, huh?

Score: 237

Wouldn't it be more approriate instead of developing a vaccine for Swine flu, they develop an "oinkment"?

Score: 223

Homeowners Association members are like coaches. Everyone thinks they can do a better job. But no one steps up to the plate.

Score: 181

What network came up with Real Housewives? I refuse to watch it, but from what I gather, someone needs to be sued for slandering the name of Atlanta.

Score: 174

I have to call a memeber of my HOA several times a month to tell her that her unleashed dog is in my driveway barking. This is going on 3yrs now.

Score: 139

I still don't know where my HOA dues go. I pay for my lawn service, trash service, home upkeep and outside lights...what's left for them to cover?

Score: 119

Has the state failed these handicapped children to such an extent but that it needs to flagrantly disregard law in the matter of Mrs. Cox's bankruptcy?

Score: 73

Just got my water bill. It's more than my electric bill! It calculates to two cents each time I flush my 1.6 gallon toilet and $4 each time I run my average-size front lawn sprinkler.

Score: 59

Being a transplant from Cleveland I was excited when I saw the TBS program "Meet the Browns". What a disappointment to see it wasn't a football show.

Score: 27

John Aloysius Cogan, Jr. for President! Don't know him? Google him with the NY Times article on writing insurance polies in plain English.

Score: -16

U2 and Blackberry-just like oil and water-they don't mix.

Score: -34

The mud and the blood and the beer...a Georgia sport rivaling that weenie golf.

Score: -78

Who's Don Hewlett?

Score: -120