The Vent / Metro

Gov. Sanford: "She was my soulmate but I'm trying to love my wife again." Boy, that ought to make any wife eager to reconcile.

Score: 848

Mark Sanford ought to just shut up.

Score: 698

Gov. Sanford reached the bottom, and has started digging.

Score: 534

If I hear one more detail about Sanford's "Tragic Love Story", I'm going to vomit !

Score: 422

Be patient with us older drivers. Our reflexes have slowed down and we may be saving your life by driving carefully. You'll be here some day, if your're careful too.

Score: 357

There were bad drivers even before cell phones existed.

Score: 331

Hey, Mark Sanford - T.M.I.

Score: 324

If Obama wants to get rid of torture, he should start with the DMV.

Score: 220

Reading the Vent is like listening to my Dad talk to the TV.

Score: 204

Gov. Sanford visited with the lady accompanied by a trusted spiritual advisor to chaperone. Chaperone what, exactly?

Score: 197

I love the picture I had taken with Billy Mays last month in Vegas. He was a good guy and we will miss him.

Score: 191

Anyone giving odds that the MJ visitation at Neverland becomes a pay-per-view event?

Score: 180

Don't worry Bernie, you will be eligible for parole in only 75 years,

Score: 178

We have a Stimulus Plan that is designed to build more roads, but the companies building the roads are not hiring.

Score: 177

How come I experience all of the things that come with diabetes except the drastic weight loss?

Score: 166

My phone only rings when I am in the bathroom or when I am already on a call. Why is that?

Score: 152

So, Georgia is going to get $932 million in road money but only $144 million for mass transit? Well I guess it's true what they say... "The more things change, the more they stay the same...".

Score: 146

What makes a test on firefighting racially discriminatory, and why would you use such a test in the first place?

Score: 141

The road to hell is not paved with good intentions. In Hapeville it is being paved with stimulus money.

Score: 128

I keep seeing that "an official says weight not a factor" in parking garage collapse. Well, their right, it was gravity.

Score: 121

I e-filed my state taxes in Feb and got the check is 7 work days. So yes to getting them in early.

Score: 100

As too many people get their 15 minutes of fame the "celebrity death rule of three" becomes a rule of five.

Score: 77

If I accidently call you and then hang up. Do not call me back to give me a hard time for ringing your phone. It was a wrong number, so leave it at that!

Score: 72

If tomorrow is as bad as today but worse than yesterday, can I just warp ahead to football season?

Score: 34

Micheal Jackson, unlike Rush,never said that drug addicts should be thrown in jail. That is until he became the addict. Then suddenly it's a sickness that needs to be treated.

Score: 29

Your co-workers are depressed about their paychecks. Let them distract themselves occasionally with personal email and phone calls.

Score: -12

Maybe God is just trying to close Hardin Construction.

Score: -23

If Mark Sanford loses his gig as Governor, perhaps he can seek a career as a writer. He is very eloquent.

Score: -49

I just heard someone saw Michael Jackson at a laundromat in Minnesota! GROAN - here we go again....

Score: -58

Separated at birth: Couple #1-Rainn Wilson and Tim Robbins; Couple #2-Dana Carvey and Reba McIntyre.

Score: -131