The Vent / Metro

OK people, get it through your heads, there is no such thing as reverse discrimination. It's discrimination, period!

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The only time I should smell your cologne is when I have my nose pressed up against your neck in a tender moment. If I can smell it any other time, you're wearing TOO much!!

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The future just ain't what it used to be.

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After ten years in an office, I'm back in cubicle-land. While I'm trying to be glad to still have a job, it's maddening to hear how much time my coworkers waste on personal business.

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The older I get (60), the younger these people that are passing on seem to be.

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How about some truth in advertising? "Airfare to Greece: $298. (Add $400.00 more for taxes!)

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Anybody want to bet we will ever see a three mil tax reduction when revenues recover???

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My paying more property taxes won't help you, Shiriley, when I am bankrupt!

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Now That's what I'm talking about! A Judge not afraid to do the job! Way to go Judge Denny Chin...

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Talked to my son yesterday, in Afghanistan, 111 degrees.

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Bye Bye, Bernie.

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R.I.P. Billy Mays! I actually enjoyed your infomercials! God bless you and those that are grieving your premature passing!

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I despise Lukovich, but I am more appauled by the fact that there is this public outcry over his MJ cartoon than any other cartoon he's ever put out.

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I think Mike Luckovich cartoon about Michael Jackson was rather funny. Keep 'em rollin Mike!

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You lefties ridiculed Limbaugh for being addicted to oxy-contin. When are you going to do the same to Michael Jackson ?

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Everyday, Mike Luckovich makes a different group of people mad - he's good.

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"...150 years? Madoff is no Hannibal Lecter...". True. Bernie will probably end up killing more people. He can't live long enough to make up for his crimes.

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Elvis Pressley was a neurotic addict who had an abnormal relationship with women in general. He was no saint!

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I'm 80 and friends no longer tell me I don't look my age.

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150 years. It could have been worse. He could have gotten life.

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Finally got our state income tax refund last week. Mailed it on March 6! Hmm...16 weeks. So much for getting tax returns in early.

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I guess your two week trip was free huh? Even in a recession, there are still people who have money.

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I went out to the parking deck to get my Hummer and found out it was turned into a subcompact!

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All of the real talented actors and actresses that made movies worth seeing are dieing off. But that is also a reflection on my age.

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Here's some real news! Fish ears are getting bigger!

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I bet those Georgia Tech muggers are just criminal engineering majors.

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This is Billy Mays here telling you that OxiClean does a bang up job in Heaven too!

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I still think that the Progressive girl is going to marry the Six Flags old man.

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After 32 years of hearing about Elvis and Graceland, I think I could live with 20 years of Michael sightings.

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A parking deck collapses, and no one is hurt? That almost makes me want to believe in God.

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If I don't get this Vent published, I won't like the Vent Guy...anymore!

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Maybe if the Georgia Tech muggers were offered scholarships .................

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i miss the gay life style in atlanta. prevelant and overlooked yet accepted.

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The death of Michael Jackson is not REAL News? He was a real person and real people listened to his music and cared about him.

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U peeps r just h8ers. Flo iz all kindz of smokin hawt.

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Some of us were sick of Iran. A celebration of MJ's life was a nice trek back and a enjoyable diversion.

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