The Vent / Metro

Dear AJC, to save time I wrote your headlines for you: (Insert rapper's name here) was arrested last night on (drug/weapons/DUI) charges. It is (rapper's name)(third/fifth/tenth) arrest this year. Just choose one (or all) word that fits. You are welcome.

Score: 616

Could it be that FEMA got to Iowa so fast because they weren't told by state officials they didn't need their assistance?

Score: 390

We should just print the short list of rappers who have not been arrested.

Score: 325

The mainstream news jumps on Southern Baptists and Catholics for not having women pastors and priests but they virtually ignore the horrible dehumanizing plight of Islamic women right here in the United States. Hummmmm .........

Score: 291

How are citizens supposed to trust the police when they do nothing if you call them? I was scammed by a man dressed as a parking attendant next to the Fox and the officer didn't seem to care and left without writing a report.

Score: 239

Honestly, is anyone really surprised that an IRS agent was in on a mortgage fraud scheme here in GA?

Score: 228

You can tell how many people don't care about rapper arrests. Just look at their vent scores.

Score: 145

I am glade we are building a health care museum because, with the health insurance we have, health care will soon be just a memory.

Score: 90

A couple hundred years ago people thought that tomatoes might kill you. They may have been onto something.

Score: 85

A sign that this country is in really bad shape right now... Billy Mays is now selling health insurance. Kaboom!

Score: 63

When can I expent to see Cindy McCain on "The View"?

Score: 57

So we are getting the National Health Museum. I wonder if they will help us with supporting the trauma system...no one else has.

Score: 53

if Obama wants to do things right, he should put Bush on his advisory panel and always do the opposite of what George says he should do, then he'll always do the right thing.

Score: -199

Up arrow: Minus. Down arrow: Plus...Bush running the vent, too?

Score: -235