The Vent / Metro

Dear AJC editors, we don't care about R Kelly, Ludacris, some rapper's wife and violence at a hip hop concert. Please stop making it headline news.

Score: 637

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Score: 381

Ever notice how those who are the most devout of any religion are the most intolerant, close-minded and violent.

Score: 310

Let's let some of the many retired people on FIXED incomes get on to these budget problems. We know ho to live within a budget and do well with it.

Score: 274

As a child, I thought a good career choice would be that of a clown. My current job facilitates that perfectly since it is a circus here.

Score: 123

I grew up with a father that was a Superintendent of Schools. He controlled the school budget like he contolled mine; with an iron fist.

Score: 113

According to their website, the Army Corps of Engineers is releasing water from Lake Lanier every day for in the early hours, enough to raise the river level from less than 2 feet to about 4 feet. At the same time, the downstream reservoirs appear to be full to the brim. Figure that!

Score: 71

Is that sixth grade squirt gun incident really on my permanant record?

Score: 67

No the HOV lane is not the fast lane but if you want to go slow hope over one lane and sit in traffic, instead of causing traffic.

Score: 54

The Pike's Guy looks like Eddie Munster - what a perv!

Score: 8

Finally, the months long NBA playoff season is over. Now the players get 2 weeks for vacation and then have to show up for training camp.

Score: 7

When you go into court, just remember that you are about to be judged by 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Score: -36

Actually - any gas purchase can be considered a donation to the teachers retirement program. They're the biggest beneficiaries of gas profits.

Score: -120

If I were not already just seeing the way women in Atlanta and the suburbs drive would definitely make me gay!

Score: -277

Could it have been that FEMA got to Iowa a whole hell of a lot faster with provisions than they did in New Orleans?!!!

Score: -358