The Vent / Metro

Rest in Peace, Tim Russert.

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Due to the recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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Dear Parents: Please teach your children that it is rude to run over someone's foot with your grocery cart. And if you can't teach them that, at least apologize to me while I limp over to the Band-Aid aisle.

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Attention AJC: A rapper's wife getting arrested isn't news, either.

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Isn't it ironic: Florida's governor is criticizing Georgia for uncontrolled growth.

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Would someone please show me in the Constitution where it says how much either a person or company can make?

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I was really counting on your wisdom to get me through this election year, Tim. Rest in peace.

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If you watch American Idol and vote for a contestant, you should not be allowed to vote for President.

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The "obscenely profiting Big Oil companies"? What about the obscenely consuming consumers? What about the obscenely limiting government?

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Only in the Vent would someone so clueless be read by so many ...

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Why is it that the people who put multiple bumper stickers on their cars always mount them crooked?

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To the dog owners I see jogging with their dogs in 90 degree heat: You don't deserve to own a dog.

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Thank you Chef Richard Blais for representing Atlanta with skill, dignity and class!

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I know we are a divided nation, but can we all get together and change the location of the "CAPS LOCK" button on the keyboard?

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I used to write vents and get them published until one day my Letter to the Editor was published in Section A. I guess I graduated from Section B.

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Miami plays FSU on Monday in the CWS. The ACC finally gets a win.

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Now I know why NASCAR is so popular. Officials exposing themselves!

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