The Vent / Metro

Another ankle bracelet cut off. Another killer on the loose. Another case of the monitoring company not promptly notifying the sheriff. What do we pay these people to do?

Score: 446

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

Score: 296

CURRENT NEWS Kellogg's is laying off production workers. Does that mean that they consider the present economy a....cereal killer?

Score: 252

Maybe UGA was as surprised at the victory over Auburn as I was. Rest in peace, boy.

Score: 183

Vanity plates: a sign of what stupid people do with their money.

Score: 166

RIP UGA VII - Thanks for everything, we just wish we had you longer.

Score: 151

I used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead.

Score: 139

Dude you need to turn your toaster down if your EGGO waffles are black marked.

Score: 108

OMG, I thought I was the only one tired of hearing that phrase " at the end of the day"!!it is actually more awful than having that "too much on my plate" phrase ,UGhh!

Score: 67

Gawd, I hope we don't hear about UGA VII as much as we heard about MJ.

Score: -12

Bert Show - please kill two birds with one stone. Campaign for "The ATL" at the same time.

Score: -40

Hey, give your boss a hi-5 for me! I too am a "Twi-hard" fan, and can't wait to see New Moon!

Score: -187