The Vent / Living

I'd rather hang out with Paula Deen than that prude Bab-wa Walters any day!

Score: 215

OMG. I thought I was the only one sick of Beyonce. I'm over the big hair, glittery unitards, and the grinding dance moves. Time for a change Beyonce.

Score: 121

I brushed up on my ebonics last night. Yes, I watched a full episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Score: 104

What's next, swarms of locusts?

Score: 83

To "I'm outta here"...good bye, good riddance and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Score: 69

The College Football Hall of Fame is relocating down the street from the Soft Drink Hall of Fame because things go better with Coke!

Score: 55

Am I the only person that finds the commercial involving "pieces left 'behind' " distasteful?

Score: 49

Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!

Score: 22

It's my guess you aren't alone when you teach a class and realize you don't know something. That may account for the state of America's educational system.

Score: 15

Water restrictions need to stay in place, or we'll be right back where we were!

Score: 3

Somebody must not have a life because hating Beryonce seems to be a lifetime job. How about turning the channel? DUH!

Score: -32

It doesn't mean anything while Obama is held in high esteem around the world, according to the republicans. Does this make you concerned?

Score: -67

My elderly parents are going to die. I see no reason to drag it out with heroic but impotent and expensive efforts.

Score: -173