The Vent / Living

The bride and groom want the guests to pay for the wedding??? Why don't they just send an invoice with each invitation. Let me guess, the invitation will arrive stamped "postage due".

Score: 163

Amazing how the TV networks can fit a football game between all those commercials.

Score: 138

Kudos to funny Vents! They are increasingly rare these days, but I love the ones that make me crack up in my office :)

Score: 103

Is there really anybody who wants to see Jerry Springer in a musical? Seriously?

Score: 80

The President gave the J.K. Rawlings comment because all students are familiar with Harry Potter, for pete's sake

Score: 78

I found a quarter the size of hail.

Score: 77

yep- I too think it's crazy for a bicyclist to be in the middle of the street when there is a prefectly good sidewalk 2 ft away from him.

Score: 63

I always decline the request that notification be sent that I have opened or read an email. What's in it for me?

Score: 47

If, according to accessAtlanta, "Festivals and fairs fill up Autumn weekends," why won't the city of Fairburn bring back The Georgia Renaissance Festival in the Fall?

Score: 33

R.I.P. Walter Cronkite! I loved the stories Andy Rooney told about his times with you! You were a truly great and genuine American!

Score: 31

The SAT went up to 2400 when they added the writing section in 2005.

Score: 28

TIRED of being asked to be "green" and to not print emails. Trees are a RENEWABLE resource, and that industry creates jobs. So print multiple copies!!!

Score: -5

I hate to "wake up with Al" so much that I am contemplating an affair.

Score: -13

To "Despairing Husbands of Atlanta", Let's see that's 8 men altogether, right? Four couples, at two men apiece..., Right? 8.

Score: -36

Mea diet. Mea hungry. Not mea culpa.

Score: -43

If the GBI don't charge the cop that shot and killed the preacher in Toccoa with MURDER, I will never trust any Cop ever again!!!!

Score: -51