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Who cares about Jennifer Aniston, Nancy Grace and Michael Vick.

Score: 170

Who CARES what the Obamas wear on vacation and if it matches? I'm sure you look like a model during all your leisure time...

Score: 164

Why are you concerned about whether the Obama's girls clothes match. Just make sure your own children clothes are matching and you would have done your job. OK?

Score: 138

Ok - quick lesson. You see, there is this thing called "forensics." It enables the experts to check bite radius, type of marks on the bodies, etc. that would tell the EXPERTS (key word here) what kind of animal killed somebody. Got it??

Score: 135

The same pack of dogs attacked the investigators and the bodies had teeth marks. That's how they know it was the dogs. Duh.

Score: 107

I didn't take the 'Filly Cheese steak' sign seriously, I thought it was hilarious.

Score: 93

How come we don't have a comprehensive, mandatory, and free recycling program in Georgia?

Score: 77

Had it been a bear, mountain lion, or coyotes that mauled the couple, and the animal(s) put down, PETA would still have complained.

Score: 75

Monica, you really, really need to read over your teleprompter BEFORE you go on the air.

Score: 74

I think God meant for us to eat most of the creatures he made.

Score: 69

Since the restaurant isn't in Philly, I think Filly Cheesesteak is appropriate.

Score: 65

It is in fact a play on words and the fact we're talking about it means the power of advertising works. 'Filly' is not a typo in this situation.

Score: 64

Pedestrians in Atlanta move like turtles.

Score: 61

When Monica finally has a really good hair day, the next day she changes it.

Score: 48

If you think the Bible says anything at all about the sanctity of animal life, you should probable try reading it yourself. Start with Exodus 21:32.

Score: 22

"Filly Cheesesteak" what did you think they did with slow female horses?

Score: 21

I'm not selling the tickets because Vick's playing. Its because I have 3 spare ones.. and Ill be there cheering for the Falcons

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Dogs are God's creation. Humans are His creation AND His children. There's a BIG, BIG difference and cannot be compared!!!!

Score: 10

If you don't already have your Eagles ticket, forget going and just watch it on TV, along with the other millions.

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Maybe the "Filly Cheesesteaks" are being made from female horse meat.

Score: -35

The GA Southern Eagles are playing the Falcons on 12-6? When did the NFL start scheduling out of league games? Now Detroit can schedule U of M. No, wait, they might lose that game too.

Score: -42