The Vent / Living

I work at a bank. I am so tired of getting lip when I ask for an ID. You have it for a reason and how difficult is it to show it to me. I am only protecting you!

Score: 228

People, please stop encouraging and supporting this Borat/Bruno character!

Score: 153

My sister has been a flight attendant for almost 40 years now. She is easily a size 16, and if the plane went down, she'd be the one I'd want helping to save the passengers.

Score: 127

I love wal-mart, I wear a size 22 red dress, I pray to God, I have been know to crunch on ice. Guess what I am an individual. You dont have to like me but treat me like I am human. After all wouldn't the world be so boring if we were all the same.

Score: 122

I don't care what size the flight attendant is or what color she/he is wearing. Just bring me my Diet Coke and pretzels.

Score: 122

Ugliest is the Pontiac Aztec.

Score: 113

Sick I am of hearing the name So-to-my-OR and of watching Michael Jackson practice dance moves for his tour. Someone hit fast forward.

Score: 112

Jesus ate with sinners, so yes, he would shop at Walmart. Stop Judging.

Score: 100

Want to help yourself and our country at the same time. Don't buy any of that 'planned obsolesence" electronic junk made in China.

Score: 81

The problem with being "comfortable" with your body, is too many people are too overweight for a healthy lifestyle.

Score: 72

We are the same sign... My horoscope was the "make a major purchase today" entry. I bought a tank of gas.

Score: 58

The only reason Jesus wouldn't shop at Walmart is that he has better things to do than wait in long lines.

Score: 42

Wouild you rather have a superficial 'I love you' or a sincere 'you suck'? I'll take the former, thank you.

Score: 27

Who knows anything about Three Mile Island?

Score: 9

Can we PLEASE go back to analog now? PRETTY PLEASE!

Score: 2

Here's my theory on Walmart: If can find anything I need at a small, local business, I will buy it from the small business even if I have to pay a few more bucks for it. If I can't find what I'm looking for anywhere else besides Walmart, I'll just try to do without.

Score: -4

Just when did Neal Boortz discover that he couldn't schedule plumbing difficulties? DUH!

Score: -9

Who cares about true love, Im just looking for Ms RightNow.

Score: -18

Jesus may not but the Wise Men would shop at Wal Mart

Score: -24

The new Harry Potter movie is due out in two days and it looks FANTASTIC ! I can't wait !

Score: -27

WWJS. Where would Jesus shop?

Score: -35