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Reggie Ball.

Why are there so many dumb blonds at UGA? The smart ones all went to Tech.

My freind said his dog does backflips when UGA beats Tech. I asked him what the dog does when Tech beats UGA. He told me he doesn't know, he has only had the dog seven years.

What do you call a pretty girl on Georgia Tech's campus? A visitor.

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: a Georgia, a Georgia Tech grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!" Seeing this, the Georgia Tech grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Yellow Jackets!" and pushed the Bulldogs fan off the side of the mountain.

What do you call a pretty girl on campus at Georgia Tech? A visitor.

Tech's newest offering: "How to change classes without getting mugged."

What is the difference between a Tech girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish while the other is a catfish.

What do tech students use for Birth Control? Their personalities.

What does a Georgia graduate say to a Tech graduate? YES BOSS!

Two UGA grads were on on opposite sides of a river. One says to the other, 'how do you get to the other side?' The second one replies,'you dummy, you're already on the other side!'

I drove by the Tech campus the other day and saw 2 Tech students struggling at the flag pole. One was standing at the bottom of the pole, holding one end of a tape measure. The other, holding the other end, kept trying to climb the pole, but kept sliding back down. I stopped to ask what they were doing and they explained that they had to find out how tall the pole is for a physics class. I suggested they unbolt the pole and measure it while on the ground. They looked at each other and laughed. One finally said, "We're trying to find out how tall it is, not how long it is, moron."

How do you get a GT cheerleader into your dorm room? A: Grease her hips and push like hell.

You create a ring to commemorate one lousy win against UGA in the last 8 years?

A business man comes to Atlanta for a convention. Sees the sports page and notes a Tech football game that afternoon. Calls the ticket office and says "I know it's late, but could you possibly have 800 tickets for today's game? Ticket lady says "Of course sir. Where would you like to sit?" "Well, best seats possible, of course." Ticket lady says, "We have 800 on the 50 in a block. Would that be OK?" Stunned, the man replies "Yes, excellent. When does the game start?" The lady replies, "Sir, what time do you want us to start?!?"

Tech Grads ! Making unemployment rise daily.

A Tech man, an Auburn man, and a Georgia man were traveling through Lower Slobovia when their car struck and killed a goat. Killing a goat is a capital offense in Slobovia, so the three men were hauled into the execution chamber & asked if they had any last words before the switch was flipped. The Auburn man was first. As he was strapped into the electric chair, he said his final words: "I believe in Shug Jordan. I know the great Shug is watching over me and would never let this terrible thing happen to me. Now go ahead, flip your switch." The Slobovian sheriff flipped the switch--nothing happened. The execution had failed, and by Slobovian law, the Auburn man had to be set free. Next in the chair was the Georgia man. As he was strapped into the chair, he said, "I believe in Vince Dooley. I know Vince will never let this terrible thing happen to me. Go ahead, flip your switch." Again the switch was flipped--again nothing happened. The Georgia man was released. The final prisoner was the Tech man. As he was being strapped in, he examined the chair and sniffed at the sheriff: "You know, this thing would work a whole lot better if you replaced those frayed wires and tightenend these terminal connections..."

What do you call a half-full Sanford Stadium? Georgia Tech.

Be respectful of those Tech nerds, someday they will be signing your paycheck.

Q how many tech freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A None it's a sophomore course

A Tech student confirms that a true romance is brewing when they introduce 'that special person' to their study group at the Library.

My dog stands on his hind legs, does a back flip, and howls aloud when Georgia beats Tech in football. A friend asks, "What does he do when Tech beats Georgia?" "I don't know," I replied, "my dog is only seven years old!"

A freshman and senior techie drove up to home depot and the senior instructed the freshman to run in and get 8 2x4's. The freshman did as told and went to the lumber area and told the sales associate he needed the 8 2x4's. The associate asked "how long do you need them. The freshman replied, "hmm, let me run out and find out." After a short time he came running back in and said, "we need them for quite a while because we are building something with them!

What does Paul Johnson miss the most about Navy? The pretty girls.

What do you call a "10" on the Tech Campus? A "4" with a sixpack.