Highest Rated Vents / Living

I heard that many teenage boys in Atlanta had to exchange the pants they got for Christmas because they were the right size.

Hey Ladies, how about some truth in advertising while you are wearing those shorts with cute sayings like 'juicy' and 'yummy'. Was Wal-Mart out of 'skanky' and 'chubby'?

If Cynthia McKinney wants to deliver relief supplies to a dangerous, poverty stricken area, why doesn't she start with Detroit?

I must be a genius, I have been boycotting Kanye for years.

This assault on the President, was it the work of a shoeicide bomber, was he the sole assailant, or did they work in pairs? I'll be here all week.

Elizabeth Edwards said that John's affair made her want to throw up. Instead of throwing something up, why didn't she throw someONE out?

I read that the Octomom fired her baby nurses. Why didn't the family keep the nurses and fire the Mom??

Everyone, I can explain this economic meltdown in a few words; The bills have come due. It is time to pay up for all of our high living for the past 3 decades. It is that simple.

When a woman tells me that it is not necessary to open the door for her, I tell her that I am doing it because my Mother wants me to.

I am an animal lover, but, when I see all the newly homeless living in their RVs, cars, or tents, it is hard to believe they are needy when I see their DOGS and CELLPHONES !

I am calling for Atlantans to stage a 'Go to work Straight day' next week.

Jon on 'Jon and Kate plus 8' better straighten up. Does he have any idea how much child support will be for 8 kids?

Norwood is being attacked because she is White. Isn't that a hate crime?

Let me recap......Thongs for women--good. Thongs for men.....bad.

You know you are a real Southerner when you call the Perimeter Hwy. 'TOOTY-5'.

Reports say that Obama is having trouble quitting smoking. How about trying his own words. 'CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN', and 'YES YOU CAN'.

When I was young,I had big ears and was teased every day, even by the girls. Now the women say Obama is sexy? Ladies, will you let men know whenever you change the rules?

Man, that Donald Trump really has that 'Flock of Seagulls' hair style going on !

I bought a hat like Aretha had on Tuesday, and wear it around the house. I swear my TV reception is better!

The Forever Stamp. Isn't that also known as a tattoo?

Hey Kanye, come to the CMAs and try that.

I don't like Sarah Palin but this attack on her family especially her son Trig by Levi Johnston is just horrible. You can tell he's making stuff up as he goes along just for attention & money, what a nasty little man.

There ought to be a law that says any elected Official who is convicted of a crime must resign or be removed from his or her Office at the time of the conviction.

To the person who stole my wallet, I don't care about the credit cards or money. Please just send the pictures of my son to the address on my driver's license. He was a soldier & was killed in Iraq in '06 & thats all I left of him.

That man from NJ that was arrested in his own home for indecent exposure because he was naked, should sue the person who reported him for trespassing and Peeping Tom. He was in his HOME! I wonder how many boxes she had to stand on to see him?