Highest Rated Vents / Living

I heard that many teenage boys in Atlanta had to exchange the pants they got for Christmas because they were the right size.

Hey Ladies, how about some truth in advertising while you are wearing those shorts with cute sayings like 'juicy' and 'yummy'. Was Wal-Mart out of 'skanky' and 'chubby'?

If Cynthia McKinney wants to deliver relief supplies to a dangerous, poverty stricken area, why doesn't she start with Detroit?

I must be a genius, I have been boycotting Kanye for years.

This assault on the President, was it the work of a shoeicide bomber, was he the sole assailant, or did they work in pairs? I'll be here all week.

Elizabeth Edwards said that John's affair made her want to throw up. Instead of throwing something up, why didn't she throw someONE out?

I read that the Octomom fired her baby nurses. Why didn't the family keep the nurses and fire the Mom??

Everyone, I can explain this economic meltdown in a few words; The bills have come due. It is time to pay up for all of our high living for the past 3 decades. It is that simple.

When a woman tells me that it is not necessary to open the door for her, I tell her that I am doing it because my Mother wants me to.

I am an animal lover, but, when I see all the newly homeless living in their RVs, cars, or tents, it is hard to believe they are needy when I see their DOGS and CELLPHONES !

Norwood is being attacked because she is White. Isn't that a hate crime?

I am calling for Atlantans to stage a 'Go to work Straight day' next week.

What has this world come to?...The teacher who cheats on a national test gets suspension and the teacher who drinks beer on her FREE time gets fired!

Jon on 'Jon and Kate plus 8' better straighten up. Does he have any idea how much child support will be for 8 kids?

Let me recap......Thongs for women--good. Thongs for men.....bad.

When a citizen of these United States cannot have a beer while on VACTION in EUROPE without worrying about getting fired then we have become a sad nation.

You know you are a real Southerner when you call the Perimeter Hwy. 'TOOTY-5'.

Oh please give me a break, just because a teacher has a few beers on her VACATION doesn't in anyway imply she would ever come to work with a hangover. What poppycock. I hope she sues the principal and school system for all she can get. Since when are people not allowed to have a private life?

Reports say that Obama is having trouble quitting smoking. How about trying his own words. 'CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN', and 'YES YOU CAN'.

Man, that Donald Trump really has that 'Flock of Seagulls' hair style going on !

The Forever Stamp. Isn't that also known as a tattoo?

I bought a hat like Aretha had on Tuesday, and wear it around the house. I swear my TV reception is better!

When I was young,I had big ears and was teased every day, even by the girls. Now the women say Obama is sexy? Ladies, will you let men know whenever you change the rules?

Hey Kanye, come to the CMAs and try that.

I don't drink beer and I don't advocate anyone else drink beer on their free time. But unless it affects one's job performance, or is illegal, why would someone try to dictate what they do on their free time?