Best of the Vent / Send in your Tech jokes!

UGA fans, submit your favorite jokes about Georgia Tech in the "Post a Vent" field to the right. After we make sure they're clean, we'll publish them.

Reggie Ball.

A Georgia fan, an Auburn fan and a Tech fan were sentenced to death in the electric chair. The appointed day came, the Georgia fan was strapped in and was asked whether he had any last words. "Go you Hairy Dogs," he said. The warden pulled the switch and nothing happened. The warden said, "State law provides that if you survive an electrocution, you can go free." The Georgia fan got up and left. The Auburn fan was brought in, strapped in the chair and asked for his last words. "War Eagle," he said. The warden pulled the switch and nothing happened. He, too, was allowed to go free. The Tech fan was then brought in and asked for his last words. He looked up and said, "If you don't connect the white wire to the ground terminal connection, you'll never get this thing to work."

Atlanta News Report: Football practice in Atlanta was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Chan Gailey, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

What do you call a pretty girl on the Tech campus? A visitor.

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: a Georgia, a Georgia Tech grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!" Seeing this, the Georgia Tech grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Yellow Jackets!" and pushed the Bulldogs fan off the side of the mountain.