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Atlanta/South Fulton
Approximately 70% of African-American children are born out of wedlock and raised in single-parent households, a sure-fire recipe for poverty. I'm sure this wasn't part of Dr. King's "Dream."

Braves
So was the trade to get the Astros' CF Josh Anderson just a panic move or is he going to play any?

Cherokee
AMEN! When I could not pay my bills, I sold my home, sold my car, sold my jewelry, got a second job, and did what ever I could to pay my debts. Im mad about how much help some people get and expect. Get off your butt and do something about your situation instead of waiting for others to come to your aid.

Clayton
When will black teenagers quit doing the Klan's work for them?

Cobb
I just read of the removal of our flag from a Paulding County school's ROTC uniform and am furious and disheartened. It IS the United States, people, and the ROTC IS a young quasi-military group. One person's being offended should be brushed off as lunatic.

DeKalb
Formula for self esteem and image building: Get an education, respect others and learn how to earn a living, keep your mind clean and your body pure, take care of your off-spring and assume responsibility for your own actions.

Falcons
Captain Petrino were taking on water, Captain?, Captain?

Fayette/Coweta
If you have a fenced-in yard you should consider adopting a retired racing greyhound. They are wonderful pets and do not trigger allergies.

Gwinnett
I saw a great show at the Aurora Theatre and WALKED to fine dining in downtown Lawrenceville. Thanks for the great revitalization efforts!

Henry
I hate this new Vent system. Let us just Vent!!

Living
I heard that many teenage boys in Atlanta had to exchange the pants they got for Christmas because they were the right size.

Metro
We do not talk about race because we are called racist if we do talk about it. We will not be equal until we rid ourselves of NAACP, black colleges, and things such as Black Miss America. You cannot have your individual groups and then expect others to include you in everything.

Money
Boy, a trillion dollars just doesn't go as far as it used to.

North Fulton
Why do people move next to a horse farm and then complain that it smells like a farm?

Political
Why would a TRAINED military officer need an executive order to shoot a PIRATE?

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Sports
The Redskins, who laid off 23 employees, are spending $62 million on two players. America is broken.

Tech
I don't think I will start crowing until we can beat UGA more than 1 of 8.

Traffic
If your mirrors are properly adjusted, you won't have a blind spot. Face forward!

UGA
Why all the complaining??? We are still #1 in arrests and penalties.

Unvent
I want to say THANK YOU to all the soldiers who will not be home for Thanksgiving & for all the families who are without their loved ones. We appreciate you & your family's sacrifice.

Weather
On those cold days last week, the girls were wearing flannel thongs.